This is the second thing I have to say.
I have published a book!
I mean I wrote a book!
Someone else published it (http://www.quercusbooks.co.uk/)!
When reading the book in Oxford, one little girl asked her father 'Who is that man?'. Her dad replied, 'He wrote those books', pointing at a pile of copies. She looked skeptical, and replied, 'No he didn't - he just wrote one and then photocopied it.'
I am sad to say that that girl was completely right. I am a charlatan. I only wrote the book once.
It came out about a month ago, and got these nice reviews -
If this sounds like the kind of thing you might like, you can buy it here -
I am very pleased with it as it looks great, and I was lucky enough to have it illustrated by this genius -
Hugs and kisses,